Jack kohl

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The worst simp who thinks he’s the main character
Jack kohl posted a selfie with a pizza and called it a ‘masterpiece’
He sent a DM saying ‘I’ll marry you if you like my vibe’
He cried when his favorite anime character died and said it was ‘personal’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who simped so hard he turned into a human doorknob
He fell for a girl who blocked him after one message
He started a Twitter thread about his ‘heartbreak’ and it was all just a typo
He tried to impress his crush by saying he could do 10 push-ups and failed on the third
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The human version of a golden retriever who simped for a squirrel
He followed a girl who had 10 followers and now he has 2
He sent a 500-word essay about why he loves her and she said ‘thanks’
He cried in the bathroom when she didn’t reply to his DMs
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who simped so much he forgot how to breathe
He sent a voice note at 3 AM about his feelings and she turned it off
He bought a shirt that said ‘I love you’ and wore it to school
He asked his crush to be his ‘partner in crime’ and she said ‘no’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who simped so hard he became a meme
He posted a picture of his face and said ‘this is my best self’
He cried in the hallway when his crush didn’t like his TikTok
He sent a 10-minute video of him talking about his feelings and no one watched it
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most basic simp who thinks he’s a king
He sent a DM saying ‘you’re my queen’ and she said ‘thanks’
He posted a TikTok about his ‘love life’ and it had 3 views
He cried in the shower when his crush didn’t like his vibe
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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