Jack Koff

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A stupid nickname you make up because you're too lazy to think of anything better than saying you can jack off.

My cousin is Jack Koff because he can't spell his own name and thinks he's a legend.

I'm Jack Koff because I once saw my dog try to eat my homework and it looked like a jackoff moment.

My gym teacher calls me Jack Koff because I talk too much and I look like I'm about to cum in class.

The title you claim when you're so proud of your 8-inch penis that you forget you're still in the bathroom.

I'm Jack Koff because I walked out of the bathroom like I just won the lottery.

My buddy is Jack Koff because he told the entire class about his penis during lunch.

I called my dad Jack Koff because he texted me a photo of his penis at 3 a. m.