Jack Knuckles

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A guy who can't stop jacking off. He's always on his phone looking at dirty pics. He's a total waste of space and smells like old pizza.
'Jack Knuckles is in the bathroom again. I swear he's gonna break the mirror.'
'He's been watching porn for three hours straight. I don't even know how he still has a job.'
'Jack Knuckles is the reason our class has a 10-minute bathroom break.'
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A man who lives to fap. He's always staring at his phone like it's the last piece of cake on Earth. He's a disgrace to all mankind.
'Jack Knuckles just sat next to me. I can smell his faps from three seats away.'
'He's been watching porn since 7 a. m. He must be a robot.'
'Jack Knuckles fapped so loud, the whole school heard it.'
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A guy who's obsessed with his own junk. He's always on his phone looking at stupid pics. He's a total POS and smells like a gym sock.
'Jack Knuckles is in the bathroom again. He's been there for 20 minutes.'
'He fapped so hard, his phone almost broke.'
'Jack Knuckles just sent me a picture of his junk. I blocked him.'
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A guy who can't stop touching his junk. He's always on his phone looking at pics. He's a total loser and smells like a rotten sock.
'Jack Knuckles is in the bathroom again. I think he's gonna pass out.'
'He's been fapping since lunch. I don't know how he still has energy.'
'Jack Knuckles just sent me a video of him fapping. I'm never talking to him again.'
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A guy who lives to fap. He's always on his phone looking at stupid pics. He's a total waste of oxygen and smells like old cheese.
'Jack Knuckles is in the bathroom again. I swear he faps louder than the school bell.'
'He's been watching porn since 8 a. m. He's like a robot.'
'Jack Knuckles just sent me a picture of his junk. I'm never talking to him again.'
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