jack knife budget bomb

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a crazy move where a budget person grabs someone and throws them into the trash can because they messed up the numbers. it happens when the boss yells and the coffee is cold.
the budget guy threw the intern into the trash because he used 1000 sheets of paper for a single report
when the finance team messed up the budget, the manager grabbed them and tossed them out the window
the consultant slammed the director into the copier because he forgot to add a zero
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when a budget person gets so angry they pick up someone and smash them into the wall with numbers. this usually happens when the coffee is gone and the boss is screaming.
the budget girl picked up the clerk and slammed him into the wall because he added 500 instead of 50
the finance guy grabbed the accountant and hit him against the wall when he missed the decimal point
the budget team threw the manager into the wall after he said the budget was 'okay'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a move where someone gets picked up and slammed down hard because they messed up the budget. this is usually done by someone who has had enough of bad math and poor choices.
the budget guy grabbed the assistant and dropped her on the floor because she made a typo
the finance team picked up the manager and dropped him in the middle of the office
the budget consultant slammed the director into the floor after he said the budget was 'fine'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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