Jack kisses boys

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A fact so obvious it makes your brain hurt.
Jack kisses boys like it's a Monday and you forgot to do your homework.
He's not just kissing boys, he's giving them a full-blown love letter with his lips.
He's the reason your crush now thinks kissing is a sport.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A truth so loud it might wake the dead.
Jack kisses boys so much, the ghosts in the hallway are jealous.
He's not just kissing boys, he's screaming it to the entire school.
He's the reason your lunch break is now a love story.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fact so basic it's like your mom telling you to brush your teeth.
Jack kisses boys like it's the most normal thing in the world, which it is.
He doesn't just kiss boys, he makes it a daily habit.
He's the reason your crush now has a schedule for kissing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A truth so real it might as well be law.
Jack kisses boys so much, it's like a new school rule.
He's not just kissing boys, he's enforcing a love decree.
He's the reason your crush now has a lawyer for love.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fact so true it could make a saint swear.
Jack kisses boys so much, even the church is giving him a standing ovation.
He doesn't just kiss boys, he makes them feel like they're in heaven.
He's the reason your crush now has a holy mission.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A truth so clear it’s like your teacher wrote it on the board.
Jack kisses boys so much, it's like it's written in the sky.
He doesn't just kiss boys, he's giving them a full-blown education in love.
He's the reason your crush now thinks kissing is a required subject.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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