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A guy who will never get laid, ever
He’s still using the same dating app from 2012.
He tried to flirt with the barista and got rejected.
He asked his mom if he was still a virgin and she said yes.
jack kirk
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A human who hasn’t touched a girl in like ten years
He still thinks Tinder is a game for kids.
He tried to kiss his sister and she ran away.
He’s still in the same group chat from middle school.
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The guy who will never have sex, ever again
He dated a girl for two weeks and she broke up with him.
He tried to text a girl and she ignored him.
He asked his dad if he was still a virgin and his dad said yes.
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A man who’s been stuck in the 90s forever
He still uses a flip phone.
He tried to ask a girl out and said ‘Do you wanna be my friend?’
He still thinks MySpace is a real thing.
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The guy who will never know the joy of a good lay
He still thinks dating is for people who have lives.
He tried to make a move and got laughed at.
He asked his teacher if he was still a virgin and she said yes.
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A guy who hasn’t had a girl since the Stone Age
He still uses the same dating app from 2010.
He tried to talk to a girl and she said he was ‘not cute’.
He asked his dog if he was still a virgin and the dog said yes.