Jack Kinsella

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A guy so good looking he makes the bakery look like a sad donut. Everyone should be his friend or get left in the dust.
Hey Jack, why are you still single? You're like the last donut in the box and it's still hot.
Jack walks in the room and my ex texts me to ask why I'm not with him anymore.
I saw Jack eating a donut and it was like a food fight between two champions.
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Jack is a guy so fine he makes the donut rolls look like they got beat up. If you're not his friend, you're just a background character.
Jack came to school and my crush immediately forgot about me.
Jack got a donut and it was like the bakery had a heart attack.
I asked Jack for a donut and he said, 'I'm the donut, pal.'
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Jack is a guy so good looking, the donut rolls are jealous. If you're not his friend, you're just a side note in his story.
Jack walked in and my friend's crush immediately said, 'I'm out.'
Jack got a donut and it looked like it was about to cry.
Jack told me he was the donut, and I believed him because he looked like one.
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