Jack king off suited

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A hand so good it makes you want to yell and throw your chips like a toddler having a meltdown. It’s a jack and a king, but they don’t match up. Still, you bet everything because you’re that confident.

I had jack king off suited and I went all in like I was the king of the whole damn table.

My opponent had nothing, and I just laughed in his face.

I had jack king off suited and I bet my last dollar like it was a bet I couldn’t lose.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you're home by yourself, you put on a fancy suit and jack off. It’s usually because you’re watching porn and you’re too lazy to turn it off.

I was home alone, I put on my suit, and I jacked off to my favorite porn star.

I had nothing to do, so I jacked off in my suit like it was a luxury.

I watched 3 hours of porn in a suit, and I jacked off more times than I can count.

by Slangipedia 10d ago