Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a flaming hot mess who can’t stop thinking about the putwar

My neighbor is a jack king. He stares at the putwar like it’s his ex.

I dated a jack king. He proposed during the putwar. I said no.

My cousin is a jack king. He cried when the putwar ended.

2

a grumpy old man from Maine who smells like old socks and science

My grandpa is a jack king. He still does science experiments in his underwear.

The jack king from Maine once tried to turn me into a frog.

I saw the jack king at the grocery store. He yelled at the milk.

3

a lonely loser who can’t stop jacking off, probably to a porn star

My buddy is a jack king. He jacks off to a porn star named Linda. She’s not hot.

I’m a jack king. I jacked off to a dog. It was weird.

My neighbor is a jack king. He jacks off to a chicken. I don’t know why.

4

a poker hand with a jack and a king, but they’re not in the same suit. Not cool.

I got a jack king hand. It wasn’t cool. I lost the game.

My friend got a jack king hand. He said it was the worst hand ever.

I played poker and got a jack king. I got a sandwich for dinner.

5

a good poker hand. A jack and a king. Maybe you can go all in. Maybe you can’t.

I had a jack king. I went all in. I lost.

My mom had a jack king. She went all in. She won a sandwich.

I got a jack king. I didn’t go all in. I was scared.

6

when you jack off after taking a big, smelly poop

I took a big poop and jacked off. It was gross.

My brother jacked off after a poop. He smells like a toilet.

I jacked off after a poop. I feel like a monster.

7

a Halloween king who stole Christmas from Santa. He’s a pumpkin with a bad attitude.

Jack the Pumpkin King stole Christmas. He’s a pumpkin with a bad attitude.

I saw Jack the Pumpkin King. He yelled at Santa. It was scary.

Jack the Pumpkin King took over Christmas. He’s a pumpkin with a bad attitude.