Jack Kiely

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A wild game where two big black guys take turns spitting on a white kid while they punch him in the ribs until he screams like a baby and tries not to pee himself
Jack Kiely is like when your cousin gets spit on by two guys while being pummeled in the ribs at a family BBQ
My gym teacher said Jack Kiely is the reason I failed PE
I tried Jack Kiely and now my ribs hurt and my pants are soaked
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When two big black guys spit on a white kid so hard they might as well be using a hose and they punch him until he looks like a roasted chicken
Jack Kiely is when your brother gets turned into a chicken by two guys at the park
My mom says Jack Kiely is why I failed math
I did Jack Kiely and now I can’t eat ribs for a month
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A brutal contest where two big black guys spit on a white kid until he’s basically a human meatball and they punch him so hard they might break his ribs just for fun
Jack Kiely is when your dad gets turned into a meatball by two guys at the grocery store
I did Jack Kiely and now my ribs sound like a bag of marbles
My teacher said Jack Kiely is the reason I got sent to the principal’s office
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