jack kettrick

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This kid is the worst. He looks like he was dipped in glitter and kicked by a goat. He probably came out of a trash can and was blessed by a priest.
He walks in and the whole room gasps like they just saw a ghost.
He tried to do a TikTok and it looked like a cat was doing interpretive dance.
His face is so ugly it makes the moon look like it has zits.
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Jack Kettrick is like a broken toaster. He looks like he was hit by a truck and then glued back together by a drunk kid.
He showed up to class and the teacher screamed like she saw a spider.
He tried to flex and it looked like a potato was doing yoga.
His face is so bad it makes the cafeteria food look good.
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This kid is the devil’s best friend. He was probably born in a sewer and then cursed by a witch.
He walked in and the class started praying.
He tried to smile and it looked like a raccoon was laughing.
His face is so bad it could scare a ghost.
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