Jack Kerobyan

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A boy who’s got meaty melons and a butt that makes you jealous and also hits on men like they’re his new best friend

He walked in and I instantly knew he was a Jack Kerobyan because he had a butt like a peach and a chest like a buffet.

My cousin’s crush is a Jack Kerobyan, and he’s got a body that would make a statue blush.

I asked him if he was a Jack Kerobyan, and he said, 'Duh, I’m like a walking snack bar.'

A guy who has a butt so good it deserves a medal and a chest so big it could feed a family and also flirts with men like they’re his new besties

He walked into the gym, and I knew he was a Jack Kerobyan because he looked like he could beat up a buffet.

My friend’s dating a Jack Kerobyan, and he said, 'He’s got a body that could start a war.'

I told my mom he was a Jack Kerobyan, and she said, 'Well, he better not eat all the snacks.'

A boy who looks like he ate a whole pizza and then went to the gym, and he also likes men like they’re his new best friends

He walked into class, and I knew he was a Jack Kerobyan because he looked like he just came from a food fight and a workout.

My friend’s crush is a Jack Kerobyan, and he said, 'He’s got a body that could make a statue jealous.'

I asked him if he was a Jack Kerobyan, and he said, 'I’m like a walking food group.'