jack kelso

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#sport god#nerd with benefits#laugh riot

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Jack Kelso is a goddamn human highlight reel. He plays every sport like it's a personal vendetta. He's a bit of a brainiac, but that's just his extra power. He laughs so hard he might bust a gut, and you're stuck with the smell of it.
Just watched Jack play basketball. He made a three-pointer with his eyes closed. I'm now questioning my existence.
Jack tried to explain quantum physics in a soccer game. The ref gave him a yellow card for being too smart.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell off the bleachers. Now he's got a bruise and a new nickname: 'The Human Laughter Machine.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Kelso is like the perfect boy but with a side of crazy. He’s good at everything he tries. He’s a bit of a dweeb, but you can't hate him when he makes you laugh so much you can't breathe.
Jack tried to do a triple backflip in gym class. He failed, but he laughed so hard he cried. I’m still laughing.
He told a joke during math class. The whole class cracked up. The teacher gave him detention for being too funny.
He ran a mile in gym and still had energy to mock my spelling test. I’m dead.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Kelso is the guy who's good at everything, kind of a brain, and makes you laugh until you're crying. He's like the best friend you never knew you needed, but with a side of sport greatness.
Jack played football and basketball at the same time. I don’t know how he does it. I’m just here for the laughs.
He wrote a poem about the quadratic formula. It was good, but I laughed until I choked on my snack.
He ran a race, then made a joke about my face. I’m now famous for being the guy who got roasted by a sport god.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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