Jack Kelleher

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The king of trash talk who never lets you forget he's the best
Jack Kelleher just called me a wet noodle in front of the whole class
He said my math test was so bad it could make a baby cry
He told the teacher I was the reason the internet was invented
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The guy who thinks he's invincible and will prove it every day
He said he could eat a whole pizza by himself and still beat me in a race
He told me he could run a mile in under a minute and still do push-ups
He claims he can survive without sleep for a week and still laugh at my jokes
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The most annoying human being who will never shut up about himself
He bragged about his dog for 10 minutes straight during lunch
He talked about his video game skills until the bell rang
He wouldn't stop telling everyone he was the best at everything
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The boy who thinks he's a superhero and everyone else is just a sidekick
He said he could save the world if he had a cape
He told me he had a secret mission to defeat the school principal
He claimed he had superpowers and could make people fail their tests
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The most obnoxious person who will do anything to be the center of attention
He interrupted the teacher just to talk about his weekend
He yelled across the classroom to tell everyone about his dog
He stood up during a test to show off his pencil case
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