Jack Kasson

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a guy who thinks he's too good for girls but can't get laid and spends all his time crying in online forums
'I tried to ask her to prom, and she said I smelled like a garbage can.'
'I'm not ugly. I'm just misunderstood.'
'Why do girls always pick the funny guy over me? I'm the nice one!'
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a man who believes he's the best guy ever but can't even get a date because he's too chicken to talk to girls
'I texted her 12 times and she didn't reply. I think she's ignoring me.'
'I would ask her out, but I'm too scared she'll laugh at me.'
'I'm not bad-looking. I just don't know how to look at a girl.'
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a guy who thinks he's the only one who gets it but can't even get a girl to look at him twice
'I tried to impress her with my knowledge of video games. She fell asleep.'
'I told her I was a god. She said I was a loser.'
'I tried to be cool, but I just looked like a nerd.'
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