jack johnston

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when your nose explodes with snot and it goes straight back into your shoe like it’s your personal toilet

My shoe is now a snot lake. Jack Johnston is the reason.

I walked into a wall and my nose started a snot war.

Jack Johnston made my shoe smell like a rotten sock factory.

the fattest rat in the world with a bowl cut who’s so gay he’ll sleep with your dog and then try to rape it

Jack Johnston tried to rape my dog. My dog now hates him and me.

That rat’s so gay he’s gonna make your dog gay too.

He’s not just a rat. He’s a gay rat with a bowl cut and a death wish.