Jack Jeffcote

'Jack Jeffcote walks in, and the whole bar goes silent. Not because he's cool. Because his nose is a damn football.'

'He's got a nose the size of a brick, but he still manages to charm my sister.'

'That nose is so big, I think he uses it to breathe for two people.'

'His eyebrows are like two mountains. I could hike through them.'

'He looks like he just got into a fight with a hedgehog.'

'If eyebrows were weapons, he'd be a general.'

'He’s got eyebrows so good, I want to marry them.'

'If I had his eyebrows, I’d be the king of the school.'

'He’s the eyebrow king. No debate. No challenge.'