jack-jawed

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A punch to the jaw so hard it feels like your face got a wedgie from the universe.

My cousin jack-jawed me at the family reunion. I still have a tooth in my sock.

He jack-jawed me so hard I got a nosebleed and a new nickname: 'Snotty Nose.'

At the bar, some drunk guy jack-jawed me for no reason. Now my jaw is sore and my pride is dead.

Punching someone so hard their jaw looks like it's about to take a vacation.

I got jack-jawed by my boss. Now my jaw is on strike.

My little brother got jack-jawed by the school bully. He’s got a black eye and a broken jaw.

At the gym, some meathead jack-jawed me. Now my jaw is sore and I’m out of breath.

A person who talks a lot but says nothing useful. Like a broken toaster that just keeps buzzing.

My neighbor is a jack-jawed idiot. He talks for hours about his cat’s hairballs.

My teacher is a jack-jawed know-it-all. She talks about math like it’s a religion.

My friend is a jack-jawed drama queen. She talks about her problems like she’s the main character of a soap opera.

Standing around talking like you have nothing better to do. Usually involves loud laughter and even louder stupidity.

In the army, we jack-jawed for hours. It was like a group therapy session for idiots.

The soldiers were jack-jawing about the last fight. It was like they were reliving a horror movie.

At the camp, we jack-jawed about the food. It was worse than a group project.

Talking nonstop like your mouth is on meth and your jaw is in a wrestling match with your tongue.

My friend is so high on meth, he’s jack-jawed like he’s in a rap battle with a parrot.

She’s so high on meth, her jaw won’t stop moving even when she’s sleeping.

He’s jack-jawed like he’s talking to a ghost and it’s arguing back.

A punch so hard it feels like your jaw got thrown out of a window and then hit by a bus.

He jack-jawed me so hard, my jaw is still sore and my brain is confused.

At the fight, I got jack-jawed so hard, I thought I was going to lose my teeth.

She jack-jawed me like I was a piece of meat at a buffet.

Talking down to someone like you're their boss and they're your pet goldfish.

He jack-jawed me like I was a kid who couldn’t do basic math.

She jack-jawed me like I was her servant and she was the queen of the universe.

He jack-jawed me during sex like I was a bad roommate and he was the landlord.