Jack Janke

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A scooter fag who lives at the Wodo skato and does stupid tricks all day. He’s too obsessed with his scooter to have a life, so he dates babies.
Jack just did a 360 at the Wodo and broke his scooter. He still dates 12-year-olds.
He tried to text me while doing a mad bri. He failed. Hard.
He got rejected by his girlfriend. Now he dates 11-year-olds. And he still does mad bri's.
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A scooter freak who thinks he’s cool. He’s at the Wodo all day doing tricks and ignoring his real life. He dates kids because he’s too dumb to date normal people.
He dated a 10-year-old and still does mad bri's. He's a disgrace.
He got kicked out of school because he did a mad bri in the hallway. Now he dates 9-year-olds.
He tried to ask me out while doing a mad bri. I said no. Hard.
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A dumb scooter kid who lives at the Wodo and does tricks. He dates kids because he's too stupid to date anyone else. He's a total waste of space.
Jack dated a 7-year-old. He still does mad bri's. He’s a disaster.
He got suspended for doing a mad bri in the lunchroom. Now he dates 6-year-olds.
He tried to propose to a 5-year-old while doing a mad bri. She said no.
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