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A man who thinks he's a weightlifter, but when he drinks, he turns into a wild beast. He'll punch you for looking at him wrong and claims he could beat a heavyweight champ with one hand tied behind his back.
Bro just drank a whole bottle of whiskey and challenged me to a street fight. I ran.
He said he could take on Mike Tyson in a karate match. I called him out. He ran.
He tried to lift a couch. It fell on him. He still said he'd beat Tyson.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who can't live without their Starbucks fix and calls everyone 'chu chu' like they're a toddler. They think they're cool, but they're just a caffeine-fueled mess.
She called my dad 'chu chu' and said he was 'a real cutie pie.' He was confused.
He ordered a Starbucks every day and called me 'chu chu' in the morning.
He showed up at my house with a Starbucks and called my dog 'chu chu.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A good person who will let you walk all over them, but when you push too far, they flip out and turn into a total monster. Just like baby JackJack from the Incredibles, but way more intense.
He let me make fun of him all day, then he kicked my ass in the hallway.
She was nice until I said her name was 'chicken nugget.' Then she screamed and threw a chair.
He was calm until I called his mom a 'dumb bimbo.' He punched me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy is about to finish his business and someone walks in and takes over. It's either a hot girl or a family member who has no idea what they're doing.
My brother walked in while I was jacking off. He finished it and said it was 'epic.'
My girlfriend walked in and did my job. I was proud.
My grandma walked in and said 'I've done this before.' I was scared.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you leave your seat and yell 'Jack Jack!' to save it for later. It's stronger than Tap Tap and started way back in Gig Harbor, before anyone even heard of Tacoma.
I yelled 'Jack Jack!' and saved my seat. My friend got stuck in the back.
My brother left and said 'Jack Jack!' and came back to a full seat.
I yelled 'Jack Jack!' and the whole restaurant moved for me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you poop your pants because you're too embarrassed or too lazy to go to the bathroom. It happens in public, at work, or during a big moment.
I ate too much pizza and pooped my pants during a meeting.
He got scared in the hallway and pooped his pants.
She was too shy to go to the bathroom and pooped her pants in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weird mix of Apple Jacks and Coke that gives you a crazy energy boost and makes you feel like you're going to explode. It's like a breakfast party in your stomach.
I drank Apple Jacks and Coke and ran a marathon. I was on fire.
He had it and said he could bench press a cow.
She had it and started dancing in the middle of the street.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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