Jack it and slack it

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Smacking your wiener like it owes you money and then laying there like a lazy sack of dirt.

I jack it like it's my full-time job and then slack it like I just won the lottery.

He jacked it so hard he got a bruise and then slacked it like he was born in a hammock.

Jack it until your face turns red and then slack it like you're the king of the couch.

When you rub your noodle like it’s your last meal and then you stop because you’re too tired to care.

She jacked it in the shower and then slacked it on the couch like a zombie.

I jack it in the car and then slack it like I just ran a marathon.

He jacked it in the bathroom and then slacked it like he was born in a bed.

The hottest guy you’ve ever seen. He’s like a fireball with a six-pack and a smile that could melt your face.

That guy is so hot he could make a pizza melt.

She’s the kind of hot that makes your brain shut down.

He’s the best guy you’ll ever meet. Like, literally the best.

When you pull up your pants like you just escaped from jail and you're still mad about it.

He pulled up his jeans like he just got caught stealing candy.

She slacked it and then pulled up her shorts like she was escaping a prison break.

I jack it and then pull up my pants like I just won a fight.