jack it

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To jack it is to rub your willy until you’re screaming like a baby and your brain is melting from pure joy.

My mom told me no, so I jacked it until I passed out.

I jacked it in the hallway during lunch and got caught by the principal.

I was jacking it in the car, and my little brother walked in and asked if I was dying.

Jack It is a duo of hot guys from Nebraska who make music so good, you’ll forget your own name.

I listened to Jack It on repeat and forgot my math homework.

Jack It came on, and I immediately texted my crush.

I’m so into Jack It, I named my goldfish after them.

Jack It is when you jack it again so fast you think you’re going to explode.

After my first jack it, I did it again right away because I was that desperate.

I jacked it so fast I got a headache and a boner at the same time.

I jacked it back to back like it was my job.

A Jack It is someone who’s sweet until you punch them in the face and then they turn into a monster.

My brother was sweet until I punched him, and now he’s my enemy.

Jack Jack was nice until I hit him with a pillow.

I was Jack Jack until my sister said I was ugly.

Jack It is when someone walks in and finishes your jack it like it was their job.

My girlfriend walked in and finished my jack it like she was paid to do it.

I was jacking it, and my neighbor walked in and said, ‘Let me help.’

My brother walked in and said, ‘You’re doing it wrong.’ Then he finished it.

Jack It is when you call Jack Jack to save your seat like it’s a law.

I left my seat and called Jack Jack so I could come back later.

Jack Jack is like a law in my school, and no one argues with it.

I called Jack Jack and said, ‘You owe me a seat.’

Jack It is when a guy is lifting weights, drinking beer, and then he fights you like it’s the end of the world.

I tried to talk to bro, and he said, ‘I’m busy jacking it.’

He jacked it while lifting weights and then fought me like I was Mike Tyson.

He had a beer, jacked it, and then hit me with a dumbbell.