Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you sneak a hand in your pants during a boring meeting and try to hide it from your boss like a farty toddler.

I was trying to jack in the boxing during the Zoom meeting, but my boss saw my face turn red.

He was jacking in the boxing during the team lunch, and the soup was hot.

She was jacking in the boxing in the break room, and the coffee machine exploded.

2

When a girl is so hot she unzips your pants and makes you cum before you even touch her face.

That girl at the bar unzipped my pants and I blew my load before I touched her.

He was hit in the face with my cum before I even touched her.

She made me cum before I even touched her face at the gym.

3

A fake name for your old job. You use it so you don’t have to talk about your ex-boss or ex-lover.

I used to work at Jack in the Box, but now I say I work at ‘Company X’.

He said he worked at ‘Jack in the Box’ but now he says ‘Company Y’.

She used to work at ‘Company Z’ but now she says ‘Jack in the Box’.

4

When you’re fapping in the closet and your buddy comes out and cums on her face during sex.

He was fapping in the closet and came out and blew his load on her face.

My buddy was jacking off in the closet and then he came out and sprayed cum on her.

He was fapping in the closet and then he ran out and cummed on her face.

5

When you text so fast that you scare away potential love interests.

She texted back so fast that I thought she was a robot.

He replied so fast I thought he was cheating.

I texted so fast I scared her away.

6

When your ex randomly shows up everywhere you go and won’t stop following you.

My ex showed up at the coffee shop and stared at me.

She showed up at the gym and I almost fainted.

He showed up at the movie theater and I almost ran.

7

A fast food place with good burgers and weird fries that take forever to make.

I got a burger and it took 10 minutes to make.

The fries looked weird and took forever to come.

The burger was good, but the fries were weird.