Jack in the BJesus

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a fast food spot that looks like Jack in the Box but it's actually Jack in the BJesus because the box has a Jesus fish instead of an O and an X. It’s like the box got blessed and you’re just there to suffer.

I tried to order a burger and got a sermon instead. Jack in the BJesus, why?

I thought I was getting a meal, not a miracle.

The fries were holy. The burger was a sin.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

a place where Jack is trapped in a box that's been turned into a Jesus fish. It’s like a holy prison and you’re just there to pay for it.

I walked in thinking it was Jack in the Box. I walked out thinking I saw God.

The fish was watching me. I didn’t like it.

The menu had a crucifix. I got a double cheeseburger.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

a cursed restaurant where Jack is stuck in a box that was blessed by Jesus. You eat there and you might get a vision or a stomach ache. Either way, you're screwed.

I ate there and saw my mom in the background. She was eating a salad.

The fish stared at me. I left.

I got a vision. It was a fish. It was also Jesus.

by Slangipedia 11d ago