jack in office

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A tiny, annoying, low-level worker who thinks they’re important
The jack in office yelled at me for using the wrong coffee mug.
He called me a ‘disgrace’ for not knowing his name.
He took credit for fixing the printer, even though he broke it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lowly office worker who acts like they run the place
She gave me a lecture for not bringing her a donut.
He told me I was ‘unworthy’ of using the copier.
He blamed me for the printer jam, even though he spilled coffee on it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weak, low-level office goon who thinks they’re a big shot
He called me a ‘disgrace’ for not knowing his birthday.
He threatened to report me for using the wrong pen.
He took a picture of me for ‘posterity’ and posted it on the office wall.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A nobody in the office who acts like they’re a somebody
He told me I was ‘unworthy’ of being in the office.
He took my chair for a meeting he didn’t even have.
He blamed me for the coffee machine breaking, even though he threw a bagel in it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny office person who thinks they’re the boss of everything
He yelled at me for not knowing his favorite song.
He took my lunch because he ‘didn’t like the color.’
He threatened to call HR for using the wrong stapler.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A low-level office worker who’s got a big head and no life
He called me a ‘disgrace’ for not knowing his nickname.
He took credit for fixing the printer, even though he broke it.
He told me I was ‘unworthy’ of being in the office.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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