jack in

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1
To plug in and take over a system, like a boss. You’re not just logging in, you’re ruling the place.
My brother jack-in’d to the school network and changed the principal’s password to ‘password’.
I jack-in’d to my crush’s account and posted a goofy photo of him eating pizza.
My mom jack-in’d to my gaming console and turned my 10-hour session into a 2-minute speedrun.
2
To sneak in like a thief, especially if you're trying to mess with someone’s stuff or steal their data.
He jack-in’d to my computer and deleted my history, I was caught red-handed.
She jack-in’d to the teacher’s computer and changed the test answers to all ‘A’s.
My friend jack-in’d to his ex’s Instagram and sent her 100 messages in one night.
3
When a guy is about to finish his business, but someone interrupts him, and it’s either a blessing or a curse.
I was about to finish my jack-in when my sister walked in and said, ‘Let me help.’
My dad was jack-in’ in the bathroom when my brother walked in and said, ‘You’re doing it wrong.’
I was doing my jack-in when my girlfriend walked in and said, ‘Let me do it for you.’
4
These two guys from Nebraska who are like the cool older brothers you wish you had, they make good music and are pretty hot.
Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are the best, they’re like my brothers, but cooler.
I listen to ‘Flights’ when I’m trying to fall asleep, it’s like a lullaby for my brain.
My crush and I both love ‘Doing It Right’, it’s our song.
5
When you’re still too horny to stop after one jack-in and try to do it again, like you’ve got a second wind.
I had a jack-in and then immediately did another one, I was like a jack-in machine.
After my first jack-in, I felt like I could do it again, it was like a power-up.
I did a jack-in and then did it again, I felt like a superhero.
6
A person who’s good, but when you push them, they turn into a total monster, like Baby JackJack from The Incredibles.
My little brother is a JackJack, he’s good, but when you tease him, he turns into a monster.
My crush is a JackJack, she’s sweet, but when you say something mean, she flips.
My mom is a JackJack, she’s cool, but when you mess with her, she gets super angry.
7
When someone is doing their business, but someone else walks in and says, ‘Let me help you’, and it’s either a gift or a nightmare.
I was doing my jack-in when my brother walked in and said, ‘Let me help you.’
I was doing my jack-in when my crush walked in and said, ‘Let me finish it for you.’
I was doing my jack-in when my grandma walked in and said, ‘Let me help you, I’ve done this before.’
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