Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a twitchy, brainless mess who can't keep still and makes everyone else look calm

Jack Ibbs was bouncing off the walls during lunch. I think he was trying to scare the cafeteria lady.

He started doing cartwheels in the middle of the hallway. No one knew why.

He tried to balance on a pencil during math. It didn’t work. No one was surprised.

2

a walking mess who can’t sit still and makes everyone else look sane

Jack Ibbs was doing the can-can during the principal’s speech. No one was listening.

He tried to juggle three pencils and failed. Hard.

He ran into the teacher’s desk like a maniac. It was glorious.

3

a human tornado who can’t sit still and thinks everyone else is boring

Jack Ibbs was spinning in circles during the quiet time. No one was quiet.

He tried to do the robot during the test. He got a zero.

He started a conga line in the library. The librarian cried.

4

a person who can’t stop moving and thinks stillness is a crime

Jack Ibbs was running laps during the math test. He got a D.

He tried to do the wave during the assembly. It went viral.

He started a dance party during the fire drill. It was epic.

5

a person who can’t sit still and thinks silence is a punishment

Jack Ibbs was screaming during the library time. It was a riot.

He tried to do a handstand during the lunch break. He fell on his face.

He started a loud argument with a pencil. No one won.

6

a person who can’t stay still and thinks everyone else is lazy

Jack Ibbs was doing push-ups during the teacher’s speech. He got a detention.

He tried to run through the classroom like a madman. It was fun.

He started a race with the teacher. He won.