Jack Iannuzzi

Jack Iannuzzi thinks he can skip the gym and still look like a superhero.

He tried to explain the grind to me. I just laughed and said, 'You’re still wearing pajamas at noon.'

He said he’d make it big. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m gonna be the king of the trash can.'

He said, 'I’ll grind later.' Later turned into next week.

He got fired for not grinding. He said, 'I was just taking a break.'

He told me he’d grind like a beast. I said, 'You’re a sloth with a bad attitude.'

He said he knew the grind. I said, 'You’ve never been on a treadmill in your life.'

He tried to grind. It looked like he was doing the wave at a football game.

He said he was going to grind till he was famous. I said, 'You’ll be famous for being a mess.'

He said, 'I can’t grind today.' I said, 'You’re not tired. You’re just lazy.'

He tried to grind. It looked like he was doing a slow dance with his coffee cup.

He said the grind was too much. I said, 'You’ve never had a real grind. You’ve had a fake one.'

He said the grind was fun. I said, 'You’re the only one who thinks it’s fun.'

He tried to grind like it was a party. It looked like he was doing a zombie walk.

He said he’d grind till the end of time. I said, 'You’ll be the last one standing, and you’ll be tired.'