Jack Hump

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When you're both too tired to care and just start grinding like you're trying to beat a dead horse while he's leaking everywhere.

'Bro, we just did the deed and now we're both like a used mop.'

'I'm not even mad I'm just too lazy to be mad.'

'He's just dripping like a broken faucet and I'm too tired to stop him.'

When the man is done shooting his load and just starts flopping around like a fish while the woman is stuck with him.

'He's just flopping like a fish and I'm stuck with him.'

'He's not even trying anymore, he's just leaking like a sieve.'

'He's so done he's just flopping like he's been hit by a truck.'

When the man is done spilling his junk and just starts humping like a dog that just got kicked out of the house.

'He's just humping like a dog that got kicked out of the house.'

'He's not even trying, just humping like he's got a grudge.'

'He's spilling all over me like I'm a mop and he's a leaky faucet.'