Jack Hughes

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A hockey player so good he makes straight men cry and wish they were born a girl. He got picked first in the 2019 draft by the Devils. People keep comparing him to Kaapo Kappo, who got picked right after him. He’s the only hockey player girls and puck sluts across America actually know.
'Jack Hughes makes my heart go boom boom, and I’m not even a girl.', @PuckSlut42
'Why is Hughes on my phone and not my crush?', @StraightManCries
'I know who Hughes is. I don’t know who Kaapo Kappo is. I’m not dumb.', @HockeyFan101
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A hockey player with a body and moves so good, he can make any man drop their pants. He’s got the whole damn league watching.
'Hughes walks in, and my guy friend turns into a fangirl.', @MyGuyIsGayNow
'Hughes can get it. I’ve seen it.', @HockeyBro69
'He’s like a hot dog at a bar, you can’t ignore him.', @PuckSlut42
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The guy who controls the game like it’s his damn toy. He’s been around since the Vikings came to Ireland. Some say he’s been playing since the beginning of time.
'Hughes is like time itself. He’s been playing since before my dad was born.', @HockeyFan101
'He’s got the power of the universe in his hands, and he uses it to make me cry.', @StraightManCries
'He controls time, and I’m stuck in the middle of it.', @PuckSlut42
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