Jack Horner

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A guy in a movie who makes a bunch of people do a porn scene and laughs like a maniac when they mess up. He acts like he’s in a candy store when he sees their faces.
My math teacher makes me do a presentation in front of the whole class like Jack Horner.
My cousin got stuck in a karaoke bar and acted like he was in a candy store.
My brother made me sing in front of my friends like I was in a movie.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re having sex on all fours and your partner sticks their thumb up your butt and pulls out a piece of poop like it’s a treasure.
My brother stuck his thumb up my butt during dinner and pulled out a piece of pizza.
My friend’s girlfriend did that to him during a movie and he screamed like a baby.
I stuck my thumb up my sister’s butt and pulled out a piece of chocolate.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When your thumb is numb and you stick it up your butt like a kid with a Christmas pie and pull out a piece of food like it’s a miracle.
I stuck my thumb up my butt during math class and pulled out a piece of gum.
My sister did that during breakfast and got a piece of toast.
My friend stuck his thumb up his butt and got a piece of candy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dumb little rhyme about a kid who eats pie and pulls out a plum. It’s the dumbest thing ever, but people still sing it.
My mom makes me sing it every Christmas like it’s the best song ever.
My teacher made me recite it in front of the class.
My brother made me sing it during a family dinner and it was the worst.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re having sex and your partner sticks their thumb up your butt and pulls out a piece of poop. It’s the worst and you’ll never want to see them again.
My friend got stuck with that during a date and broke up with his girlfriend.
I did that to my brother and he screamed like a girl.
My cousin did that to me and I got a piece of chicken.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who is completely heartless and does whatever they want. They don’t care if you cry or scream.
My brother is a Jack Horner Situation and steals my snacks.
My friend is like that and breaks up with people all the time.
My mom is a Jack Horner Situation and makes me clean my room every day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you stick your thumb up someone’s butt and pull out a piece of something gross, like a piece of food or poop.
I did that to my sister and she got a piece of pizza.
My brother did that to me and got a piece of chicken.
My friend did that to his girlfriend and got a piece of chocolate.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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