jack honey

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A tiny cock with huge nuts. He parties in bed with his bros and screams about bananas like it’s a holy mission.
Jack Honey just ate a banana and now he’s flexing his nuts in the mirror.
He texted me: 'Bro, I’m gonna rip this banana in half and show you my balls.'
At the party, he screamed, 'I’m Jack Honey and I love bananas more than you!'
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A girl who can beat you up but still gives you candy and tells you you’re cool.
She punched my face but still gave me a Snickers bar.
She told me I was cool after I cried like a baby.
She beat me up and then bought me pizza.
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