jack homer

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A total legend with a face that could melt hearts and a body that could make a statue jealous. He bosses the office around like it’s his personal playground and leads like a king who forgot he was human.
Jack Homer walked in and the whole office dropped what they were doing. Even the coffee machine paused.
I asked him for a favor and he gave me a raise. That’s how you roll.
He’s the only person who can make the printer blush and the printer is a total drama queen.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who makes hot girls blush and cold guys want to punch the wall. He runs the office like it’s his own personal toy box and leads like he’s got a god complex.
He walked in and the intern fainted. That’s how you make a legend.
He gave me a promotion just because I smiled at him. That’s how you win friends and influence people.
He’s got a smile that could make a nun reconsider her vows.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A walking dream with a body that could make a statue jealous and a personality that makes people want to follow him to the ends of the Earth. He runs the office like it’s his own personal circus and leads like he’s got a magic wand.
He walked in and the whole office forgot how to breathe. That’s how you make a legend.
He told me I was doing a good job and I instantly got a raise. That’s how you roll.
He’s got a smile that could make a dog forget how to bark.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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