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Jack Henderson is a pain in the arse who takes life way too seriously. He’s a moany bastard who thinks he’s the centre of the universe but gets all pissy when someone teases him, yet laughs his head off when someone else gets roasted.
Jack cried when I called him a ginger poser.
He got angry when I joked about his fake tan.
He laughed at me when I said his legs looked like chicken legs.