Jack Harlow's Piss

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The gross yellow drink that comes from KFC's secret menu. It's like Mountain Dew, but it smells like Harlow's morning business.

I ate the Harlow meal and now my tongue tastes like a bathroom floor.

My cousin drank Sweet Lightning and threw up in my mom's car.

That KFC combo is the only thing keeping me from crying in the middle of the day.

Harlow's piss is what KFC serves as a drink. It's not sweet lightning, it's more like sweet regret.

I drank Sweet Lightning and now I'm stuck in the KFC bathroom.

My friend tried it and said it tastes like a soggy sock.

I don't know why people keep buying that stupid drink.

It's the liquid gold of KFC. But instead of gold, it's Harlow's pee. And it's the worst.

I think I got a coupon for Harlow's piss and I'm not happy about it.

My dad drank it and now he's singing the KFC jingle in the shower.

That drink is the reason I hate KFC now.