Jack Harlow Day

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Jack Harlow Day is when we all act like we’re rich and famous. It’s the only day you can yell BITCH at your mom and she still buys you lunch.
I said BITCH to my mom and she gave me a sandwich. Jack Harlow Day is magic.
At school, I yelled BITCH at the principal and he just gave me a warning. Jack Harlow Day is the best.
I BITCHed at my brother and he BITCHed back. We both won.
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Jack Harlow Day is the day we all forget our problems and just yell BITCH at everything. We drink ranch water and San Pellegrino like it’s liquid gold.
I drank ranch water and BITCHed at my math test. It was the best day ever.
My friend BITCHed at a pizza and it exploded. That’s how we celebrate.
I BITCHed at my dog and he BITCHed back. We both got a treat.
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Jack Harlow Day is the one day of the year when you can BITCH at your teacher and no one says anything. We wear New Balances and drink like we own the place.
I BITCHed at my teacher and she just smiled. Jack Harlow Day is the best.
I BITCHed at my math homework and it went away. Jack Harlow Day is magic.
I BITCHed at my brother and he BITCHed at me back. It was a BITCHy day.
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