jack hardacre

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a guy so good he makes the rest of us look like farts in a football match he’s the king of the pitch and the queen of the bar

Jack Hardacre is like a superhero who also knows how to pass the ball

He’s the only guy who can beat me at football and still laugh at my jokes

If Jack Hardacre had a twin, he’d be the one who gets all the girls

a guy so good he’s basically a god but with better hair and a bigger ego he’s the reason why everyone else is just average

Jack Hardacre is like a god who also knows how to drink

He’s the reason I failed PE and still haven’t forgiven him

Jack Hardacre could beat a dragon and still have time to flirt with the barmaid

a guy who’s so good he makes the rest of us look like mistakes he’s the best at football and the best at being annoying

Jack Hardacre is like a genius who also knows how to score goals

He’s the reason I got a D in football and still have nightmares about it

Jack Hardacre is like a pizza with extra cheese and extra ego