Jack habit

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A bad habit where you jerk off way too much and watch dirty videos like it's your full-time job

I missed my mom's birthday because I was watching a guy fight a chicken on Pornhub

My hand is sore from jerking off 12 times in a row

I told my teacher I had a stomachache, but I was really watching a goat get seduced by a goat

When you can't stop touching yourself and looking at stuff that isn't supposed to be seen

I texted my crush a picture of a pizza and it was actually a picture of my face after I jerked off

I watched a video of a man eating a pizza and it turned into a video of him eating my face

I told my brother I was doing homework, but I was watching a goat get seduced by a goat again

A habit so bad it makes your brain go soft and your pants stay on the floor

My brain is so soft now it can be shaped into a pizza

I left my pants on the floor because I was too busy watching a goat get seduced by a goat

I forgot my name because I was watching a man fight a chicken on Pornhub

A life choice where you spend more time jerking off than breathing

I jerked off so much my lungs got jealous and quit working

I told my dad I was going to sleep, but I was really watching a goat get seduced by a goat

My mom thinks I have a cold, but I actually have a porn addiction

When you can't stop touching yourself and your brain starts thinking in goat language

I jerked off so much my brain started speaking goat

I told my teacher I was sick, but I was really watching a goat get seduced by a goat

My brain is now a goat and it's mad at me for not feeding it

A habit so bad it turns your brain into a chicken and your hand into a pizza

My brain is now a chicken and it's clucking at me

My hand turned into a pizza because I jerked off too much

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I was actually watching a goat get seduced by a goat