Jack Gunn

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Jack Gunn is a brainy freak who thinks he’s the king of the planet and probably kicked the moon’s ass.
I swear if he doesn’t stop bragging about conquering the universe, I’m gonna punch him in the face.
He said he owns the Earth and the moon. I asked him if he owned my mom. He said no. That’s the worst thing he’s ever said.
He told me he could beat up my dad. I believe him. My dad once tried to beat up a cop and got arrested.
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Jack Gunn is a genius-level monster who can make your brain explode just by looking at you.
He said he can kill anyone. I told him I could take him. He said he could kill me in my sleep. I’m still scared.
He once told my brother he could turn him into a zombie. My brother now thinks he’s a zombie.
He texted me and said, ‘I can kill your dog.’ I told him to prove it. He said, ‘Your dog is now a ghost.’
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