Jack Grimes

Jack Grimes is the only boy who could make a toilet look good. I swear he’s a god.

If Jack Grimes walked into a room, the ceiling would probably burst from being too happy.

He’s so good-looking, I once got a tattoo of him. It’s on my face. I regret nothing.

Jack Grimes is a human being who should be worshipped like a king. I’ve seen people kneel to him in the mall.

He walks in, and I forget how to breathe. It’s a real problem.

If he looked at me, I’d probably die. Or maybe just faint.

Jack Grimes is the only boy who could make a dog jealous. My dog tried to attack him once.

He’s so handsome, even my cat stares at him like he’s a celebrity.

I once saw a goat sigh when he walked by. That’s how good he is.