Jack Goddard

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Jack is a rich kid who works at Lelo's factory and tests stupid products. He's only 16 but acts like he's famous. People call him Stinky because he smells like old gym socks and regret.
Jack, you reek like a gym sock that’s been worn for a week and then left in a trash can.
Stinky just walked in and I immediately wanted to die.
Jack’s smell is so bad it’s like he’s been living in a sock drawer since 2015.
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Jack is a bit gay, but he doesn't want anyone to know. He's like a confused chicken in a cornfield, all flapping and no direction.
Jack, you're kinda queer, admit it.
Jack is like a chicken who thinks it's a rooster.
Jack is the human version of a confused chicken.
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