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A man named Jack Mortan who has a huge noes and wears a tiny cap like a little f***ing nerd.
Jack Mortan is the worst noes in the whole f***ing world.
He walks around like he invented the noes and the cap.
Jack Mortan’s noes is so big it could shade the sun.
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Jack Mortan is a f***ing noes with a tiny cap who thinks he’s important.
Jack Mortan is the noes who won’t stop talking about his cap.
He thinks his noes is so big it’s a miracle.
Jack Mortan’s noes is like a f***ing mountain.
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Jack Mortan is a noes with a tiny cap who’s too f***ing proud to admit he’s a noes.
Jack Mortan says his noes is the best, but it’s not even close.
He wears that tiny cap like it’s a f***ing crown.
Jack Mortan’s noes is so big it’s a disgrace.
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