Jack Fucked

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A total brain-dead meat sack who thinks they're smart. Usually happens after too much booze or drugs.
My cousin tried to fix my car. Jack Fucked. Now it's broken and I'm broke.
He drank 12 beers and tried to do math. Jack Fucked.
She took two hits of weed and decided she's a philosopher. Jack Fucked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They know nothing. Like literally nothing. Not even the meaning of life.
He asked me what 2+2 is. I said 4. He said 12.
She didn't know what a phone was. Jack Fucked.
He tried to explain how a toaster works. Jack Fucked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
3
Being a total pain in the ass and not worth a damn.
He cut me off and said 'I'm better than you.' Jack Fucked.
She started a fight over a donut. Jack Fucked.
He acted like he was important. Jack Fucked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Putting your dick in a girl's titty. Not just once, but like, a lot.
He said he had a date. I know what he did. Jack Fucked.
She came in with a shirt full of holes. Jack Fucked.
He didn't even take a shower. Jack Fucked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Some guy who cuts you off in traffic like they own the road.
He cut me off on the highway. I almost died. Jack Fucked.
She honked at me like I was a kid. Jack Fucked.
He was going 80 and I was going 40. Jack Fucked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Zero. Nothing. Not even a crumb. And it drives you crazy.
He said he had money. I saw his bank account. Jack Fucked.
She said she was going to buy me food. She bought a soda. Jack Fucked.
He said he would help me. He laughed at me. Jack Fucked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You're starving and you go to McDonald's and you yell some nonsense code to get a travy patty.
I walked in and said 'Cactus Jack Fucked Me.' They gave me a travy patty. Jack Fucked.
She said 'Jacques Webster sent me.' I got a travy patty. Jack Fucked.
He said 'Cactus Jack fucked my cat and bit my dick off.' I got a travy patty. Jack Fucked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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