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A meat sack that slams you from behind like you’re a side of beef.
He cut me off so hard I thought my car was on fire.
I was going 70 and he came out of nowhere like a faggot on a mission.
He passed me on the left and then slammed me into the shoulder like I was a piece of trash.
2
The worst kind of driver who thinks they’re king of the road and you’re just a bump in the road.
He cut me off so fast my coffee went everywhere.
I was in the right lane and he just came out of nowhere like a faggot with a death wish.
He cut me off so hard I almost cried like a baby.
3
A piece of human trash that doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘wait.’
He cut me off so fast my car almost jumped out of the road.
He didn’t even check his blind spot like he was born in a faggot factory.
He came at me like I was a faggot he was gonna punch.
4
A human being who thinks the road is their own personal highway and you’re just a speed bump.
He cut me off so hard my car almost turned into a flaming piece of junk.
He came out of nowhere like a faggot who just got kicked out of a bar.
He cut me off and I almost screamed like a faggot who just got yelled at by their mom.
5
A faggot who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘merge’ and just slams you for fun.
He cut me off so hard I almost got a ticket for being that angry.
He came at me like he was trying to kill me.
He cut me off so fast my car almost went into the ditch like a faggot who just got dumped.
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A human waste product that thinks they’re a race car driver and you’re just a target.
He cut me off so hard I thought my car was going to explode.
He came out of nowhere like a faggot who just got kicked out of a bar and wants revenge.
He slammed me so hard I almost cried like a baby who just got yelled at by their dad.
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