Jack Frosting

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The goo left behind after a teen jacked off in their bedroom, letting it sit there until it dries up and looks like shiny frosting on a cake. Full-grown men with a wanking problem might do this on their carpets and call it a day.
My cousin jacked frost his bedsheet and now it smells like old cum and regret.
My dad jacks frost his carpet every morning before work.
I woke up to my brother's jacked frost and it looked like a cum cake.
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When you shove cocaine up your partner's butt and then sniff it out after they fart it all over you like a drunk monkey.
My boyfriend did that to me and I smelled like a cocaine fart factory.
She jacked me with cocaine and I sniffed it like it was a goddamn treasure.
He put so much coke in my butt, I could sniff it out of my nose.
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A drink that tastes like honey, orange juice, and cheap whiskey. It's perfect for hot days, unless you're too drunk to hold your glass.
I drank a Jack Frosting and it made me feel like a hot summer day with a side of cum.
My friend drank one and fell off the couch.
That drink was so good, I drank it like it was my last meal.
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A snowman with a sense of style and a serious case of loneliness. He loves kids, snow days, and making the Easter Bunny look bad.
Jack Frost is my favorite winter spirit, and he looks like a snowman with a cocky attitude.
Jack Frost is so cute, I want to be his snowman friend.
Jack Frost probably beats the Easter Bunny in a snowball fight every year.
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A demon from a video game who looks like a snowman with a chad attitude and a catchphrase that makes everyone wet. He says 'hee-ho' like it's a goddamn legend.
Jack Frost is the chad of all demons and he says 'hee-ho' like it's a power move.
I fight Jack Frost in the game and he beats me with a snowball.
Jack Frost is so good-looking, I want to be his demon friend.
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When someone is so pale and has blonde butt hair, they look like a ghost who got a butt wax.
My uncle is so pale and has blonde butt hair, he looks like a ghost with a wax job.
She’s so white and has a blonde butt, it’s like a snowman with a butt wax.
He’s so pale, I think he got his butt hair dyed by a snowman.
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When a guy pulls out just in time to blow his load on a woman’s nose, making it look like a carrot. If he’s good, it’s a perfect carrot nose.
He blew his load on my nose and it looked like a carrot. I was so mad.
My boyfriend did that to me and I looked like a snowman with a nose.
He shot cum on my face and called it a snowman.
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