jack french

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#child predator#lollipop connoisseur#red-haired menace

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Jack French is a lanky red-haired man with the appetite of a hungry raccoon who can't get enough of little kids, especially the ones who look like they just got out of bed
He asked my kid if he wanted to try a new flavor of gummy worms
He offered my niece a lollipop in exchange for a hug
He whispered, 'I know what you did last summer' to my 8-year-old brother
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack French is a freckled, balding man who thinks little kids are the best snack food ever and would eat them if they weren't so annoying
He showed up at my kid's birthday party and asked if they wanted to play a game called 'tastes like chicken'
He tried to feed my daughter a whole cupcake in one bite
He told my son, 'You're the best snack I've had since breakfast'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack French is a runty, ginger guy who thinks little kids are like candy and would stuff them in his pockets if he had enough room
He asked my kid if he wanted to try a new flavor of 'kid candy'
He tried to sneak a lollipop into my daughter's mouth during math class
He told my 6-year-old brother, 'You're the best snack I've had since breakfast'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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