Jack Francis Allen

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a tiny black kid from south england who will slap your face with a fart so hard it knocks you out.
Jack Francis Allen just blew o's so hard, I had to duck behind a wall.
I asked him how he was, and he responded with a fart that could clear a room.
He passed gas in my DMs and called it a greeting.
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a small black dude from south england who will let out a fart so loud, it could wake the dead.
Jack Francis Allen farted so loud, my neighbor called the police.
He sent me a message and it smelled like a rotten egg factory.
At the party, he let one rip and the whole room screamed.
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a little black kid from south england who will hit you with a fart so strong, it could knock your socks off.
He farted so hard in my ear, I thought I was going to die.
Jack Francis Allen's fart was so strong, it blew my hat off.
He passed gas in my lunch and I had to throw it away.
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