jack foat

I just saw jack foat eat a whole bucket of grubs. I thought he was gonna die.

Jack foat told me he'd feed me grubs if I didn't shut up. I shut up.

He threw a grub at me. I threw it back. Jack foat laughed like I'd just insulted his mom.

Jack foat caught a fish with a grub. The fish was dead. It started swimming again. I don’t know how.

He showed me how to fish with grubs. I fished with grubs. I caught a fish. Jack foat laughed.

I asked him how he was so good. He said, 'I’ve got more grubs than you’ve got problems.'

Jack foat threw a grub at me. It hit me in the face. I threw it back. He laughed.

He eats grubs for breakfast. I eat cereal. He eats grubs for lunch. I eat pizza.

I asked him if he wanted a snack. He said, 'I just ate a whole bag of grubs. Want one?'