Jack FM

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A radio station that’s also a computer with a software that plays music from the 60s to now. It’s run by a guy named Guy Zapoleon who yells orders at it, and a guy named Howard Cogan who screams the station’s name between every song like it’s a curse.
'Jack FM is like my ex’s playlist, random, loud, and never ends.'
'I listen to Jack FM because my brain needs a break from my mom's singing.'
'Jack FM is the only thing keeping me from screaming into a pillow.'
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A radio station that thinks it’s cool, but it just plays whatever it wants, ignores you, and only cares about making money. It has a hotline that’s basically dead, except for weird recorded messages that leak in like they’re haunted.
'Jack FM is the only thing that could make me hate music again.'
'I called the hotline and got a guy who sounds like he’s been dead for 10 years.'
'Jack FM is like my ex, it never remembers my favorite song.'
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A radio station that has every song ever played stored in a vault, but it still changes the music every month like it’s a mood. It’s run by a guy who sounds like he’s narrating a video game and a guy who yells the station name like it’s a war cry.
'Jack FM is the only station that tests songs in September and then forgets them by December.'
'I love Jack FM because it’s like my brain on a Friday night.'
'Jack FM is the only thing that makes me want to punch a speaker.'
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