jack flash

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A poser who thinks they're cool because they can run fast and lift weights like a meathead.

My cousin is a jack flash, but he can't even do a push-up without crying.

That jack flash tried to beat me in a race, and I passed him in a wheelchair.

Jack flash at the gym? More like jack flake, cause he dropped his weights and cried.

A super strong form of heroin that hits you like a freight train and makes you feel like you're floating.

That jack flash hit me so hard, I saw my grandma’s face in the ceiling.

I took one hit of jack flash and I danced like a flamingo for three hours.

Jack flash is the only thing that can make a guy who gets kicked out of jail cry.

When you take a picture of someone’s butt while they’re knocked out and then make them eat your salad.

My friend took a picture of my face while I was knocked out, and I had to eat his salad for a week.

Jack flash happened to my brother, and now he eats cereal for dinner.

I took a picture of my dad’s face while he was knocked out, and he had to eat my homework.

When a woman gives a man a head job while he jumps around like a lunatic taking selfies.

That jack flash had me taking selfies while she gave me a head job, and I looked like a fool.

He was doing jack flash and taking selfies like he was in a TikTok commercial.

I tried jack flash and ended up with a broken phone and a broken heart.